my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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