honey bunches of taint.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
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Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
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i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
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