just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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