in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
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K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
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THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
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