He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
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I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
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The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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