I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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