That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Randomize
