i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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