We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
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we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
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I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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