How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
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it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
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What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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