areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
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"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
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Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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