He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
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our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
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I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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