he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
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i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
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Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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