we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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