we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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