I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
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it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
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Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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