Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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