you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
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He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
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I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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