Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Why is your signature on my underwear?
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Let's get the cat blown out
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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