You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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