Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
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