A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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