I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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