Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
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