kristin has been a bad kristin
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
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I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
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Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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