Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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