Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
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My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
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Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
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