I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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