nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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