Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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