I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Just invented taco cereal.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
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