I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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