There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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