Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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