Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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