I wanna bring you to show and tell
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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