hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
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Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
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No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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