apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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