I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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