drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
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He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
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well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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