11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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