If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
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he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
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Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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