How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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