And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
What should our trivia night team be named?
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last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
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He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
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I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
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