How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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