i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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