I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Can I color on your dick again?
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
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