do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
im drinking this country out of the recession.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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