i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
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A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
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Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
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