worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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