the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
only you would photoshop your dick
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I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
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IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
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