So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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