First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
