I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
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