I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
i think we sleep fucked last night...
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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