So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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