Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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