Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
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we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
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Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
Never joke about your clitoris.
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